Grzzle

Disappointing

so i was round my mate joe’s last night for regular game of poker, after an hour or so a few of us wandered over to Spar a convenience store for alcoholic purposes whereupon, whilst gently perusing the various cheap ciders in the fridge, i happened upon a new brand: “electric white”.

if theres anything i pride myself on (and there’s not) it’s having drunk every cider with “white” in the name.. white lightning, white ace, for examples. those are both pretty…. no, alarmingly bad, so i wasnt expecting anything mind-blowing. i said to joe “this is getting out of hand” as i grabbed a couple cans off the shelf.

back in one of the living rooms in joe’s enormous house i kah-lished it open and poured its pale contents into an unfortunate pint glass. for some reason i had a little sniff to see what i was in store for and regretted it immediately. i instantly recoiled out of reflex, as did a couple others round the table with whom i shared the honour.  with a deep breath i knocked back a mouthful and was overcome by its chemical fizz. my taste buds danced over my tongue in terror as i overrode the gag reflex and swallowed.

that was without doubt the worst part of the night, which included losing all my money to ed and sleeping in joe’s dad’s office.

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i would like to apologise for any inconvenience caused by my reckless slander.