Grzzle

Round 3

well i’ve moved back to uni for my third year, until our router arrives our single modem has to be shared between us all.. in the meantime, check out my techno song on page Enterum.

Disappointing

so i was round my mate joe’s last night for regular game of poker, after an hour or so a few of us wandered over to Spar a convenience store for alcoholic purposes whereupon, whilst gently perusing the various cheap ciders in the fridge, i happened upon a new brand: “electric white”.

if theres anything i pride myself on (and there’s not) it’s having drunk every cider with “white” in the name.. white lightning, white ace, for examples. those are both pretty…. no, alarmingly bad, so i wasnt expecting anything mind-blowing. i said to joe “this is getting out of hand” as i grabbed a couple cans off the shelf.

back in one of the living rooms in joe’s enormous house i kah-lished it open and poured its pale contents into an unfortunate pint glass. for some reason i had a little sniff to see what i was in store for and regretted it immediately. i instantly recoiled out of reflex, as did a couple others round the table with whom i shared the honour.  with a deep breath i knocked back a mouthful and was overcome by its chemical fizz. my taste buds danced over my tongue in terror as i overrode the gag reflex and swallowed.

that was without doubt the worst part of the night, which included losing all my money to ed and sleeping in joe’s dad’s office.

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i would like to apologise for any inconvenience caused by my reckless slander.

Salient

man i hate those warcraft players where ur just walking along or fighting a tiger or something then they just ride up to u, get off their level 70 horse or whatever and, clad head to toe in all epic shit, smite u down with one mind blast spell before /laugh-ing over ur corpse and riding again off, leaving u thinking “man what a scrotal knobhead”

anyway these last few weeks i’ve mainly been sitting around at home playing hardwood hearts and the above and generally being very bored. to that end i ordered, from a gym equipment website, one of those bars u put across a doorway in ur house - chin up bars. it should prove to slightly reduce the boredom levels.

i was having a go at my sister (16) the other day coz she doesn’t use enough words. if it isn’t mono- or bi-syllabic then it’s either “pokemon” or “yu-gi-oh”. i told her we are fortunate in having learned the english language at birth and that it has the most words of any language. she said she didn’t need to use any long words coz u can say the same thing using shorter words… which is true of course since longer words have definitions comprising of shorter words. but i said the point of having a longer word meaning the same thing is that ur sentence can become more poetic or expressive whilst sounding less clumsy. but she argued that her friends wouldn’t understand what they meant so there was no point anyway. i left it there and went on to ask her if she knew what words such as “arbitrary”and “circumstantial” meant. she said no and went up to her bedroom. now i’m no oscar wilde; looking at my mum’s completed daily mail crossword often has me frowning, but if the words are there u should use them.

incidentally, arbitrary is my favourite word ever.

Facenovel

what has facebook become? once a fun and effective stalker utility but now.. with all these Applications…what a joke it is: -

oooh superpoke me!
see what movies I like!
play crappy poker with me! (tip: pkr.com)
see all my friends in little pictures all at once!
see what music i’m listening to right now!
send me a gift!
send me a free gift!

and if i see any more “if 1 million people join this group jonny will slam his dick in a car door!” groups i’ll hunt said subject down and do it myself.

don’t let them push u around! stick to the original facebook lest facebook become facenovel become facecompleteworksofshakespeare.

Welcome

Blaps out to u, lucky visitor and finder of the holy grai-zzle. until i figure out how to write and edit stuff, think on this:

you may be sad to see it drizzle
if you look outside today
but there’s spirits high and cheers at grzzle
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